My Hill! [Starmine Forum Game]

Kicks the monster off. than kicks the summon thing off.
My hill.
Than kicks Tylo

uses old joke attack! THROWS TACO AT PIE
my hill

*Chuck Norris come in, "MY HILL" He roars at everyone*

On behalf of Chuck MY HILL

Nononononoonoononononoononononononoononononononononononono
MY HILLL SUCKAZ

*Chuck looks at pie and shakes his head* *Pie stands down*

Srew It. Kicks Chuck Norris
YEAH THATS RIGHT

chuck norris round house kicks pie, and gives hill to tylo because aus died of the awesomeness he witnessed
my hill

Pushed Tylo Into China.
My hill

That was the decoy Chuck norris. The real chuck comes along and blinds Pie with his beard then give the hill to Aus. *Chuck Norris flys off into the distance never to be seen again*

MY HILL

Kicks Aus and steals his taco.
My hill and Taco

slaps pie and takes taco. Gives taco back to Aus.

My hill.

Gets My Toilet again. Hits Nexus wiht it.
MY TOILET

Smashes toilet. then steals everyones left shoe

My hill.

is wearing two right shoes!
my hill while nexus is out stealing shoes.

Sends evil monkey to attack tylo.

My hill

D:

EATS EVERYONE BUT NEXUS
OUR HILL

Sneaks on the mountain, eats serp's potatos and kills him Hitman absolution style.

MY HILL

(We should make this game more exciting. Like when you died 3 times, you're out of the game. And you have 2 revives, and they replenish your full 3 hearts, you can use them anytime, but it's wiser to use them when you're dead. So when you die 9 times, you're out of the game. The last one standing, will remain king of the hill untill someone new pops up in the game. Agree?)

If we did that, I could just call in my AC-130 from Explosives+ and destroy everyone.. As long as nobody has Stingers...

throws exploding lemons.

My hill

Catches the lemon than eats it. Than claims the hill
MY HILLLLLLLLLL

Lemon exploded inside pie. Walks up hill.

My hill

Walks Up the hill. Makes A deal with Nexus.
Has the Hill.
Shares the hill

Orders the Nuclear unicorns to disintigrate everyone and half of Nexus (as a reward for doing so well).

Since nobody seems to have the hill now, as Akikira didn't claim it, and there's barely anything of Nexus left...

My hill.