DemonicLord_Kai
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Join date : 2012-05-13
Age : 33
Location : My Own Little Reality
 | | Subject: Post a Funny Joke! Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:07 pm | |
| Reply with your funniest jokes Dead Babies Series [Probably inappropriate] - Spoiler:
Q. Whats Funnier than a dead baby?
A. 2 Dead Babies
Q. Whats Funnier than 2 Dead Babies?
A. 2 Dead Babies in clown suits.
Q. Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
A. One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon
Q. How long does it take to paint a wall red?
A. Depends on how hard you throw the baby
Q. Why Do You Put a baby in the blender feet first?
A. To see its reaction when you switch it on.
Q. Whats Worse Than A Dead Baby in a freezer?
A. A Freezer In a Dead Baby
Q. Whats the difference between a Boat and a Dead Baby?
A. It Floats when it's tied to an anchor.
Q. Whats worse than finding 12 Babies in a Trashcan?
A. Finding 1 Baby in 12 trashcans
Q. What's worse Than Finding 1 dead baby in a trashcan?
A. A trashcan can full of dead babies.
Q. What's worse than that?
A. There's still one alive at the bottom
Q. What's worse than that?
A. He's eating his way up
Q. What's worse than that?
A. He comes back for seconds.
Q. What happens when you kick a dead baby into a soccer goal?
A. I don't know, Let Me Check.
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