Two Word Story! [Starmine Forum Game!]

Ok so this is an old forum game that I have managed to post on any & every forum I have joined. As a community we will attempt to write a story, 2 words at a time. It is fairly simple.

Rules are as follows. You may only post 2 words at a time. If you post more then 2, the next person that posts is to only count the very first 2 words that were posted. You must follow normal forum rules. E.g. no double posts, these will be reported and will not count.

And thats it! If you want to say something that wont be part of the story, use some of these. ( & ).

Example.

MiniMinerMan115: There once

@xSheepOwnerx: lived a

@AsaCole: stupid kid.

ect.

I will try and post the entire story every once in awhile, probably once a week.

Ok so I will start.

Today there

was a

writer who

published a

novel jumped

the page

But survived
(How Ironic? BTW users can say words in Brackets, But Do NOT count!!!)

Because of

a giant

inflatable ape

but he

Exploded, because...

a plane ...

hit a

giant building (that)

that had

Tnt under

It's Head

but then

it exploded

and than

every one

Dies because

Ponies rule