Famous Quotes

In which we give our favorite famous quotes

"One day a little boy walked up to me and said, 'HEY! You're that guy from scrubs!' I replied, 'Kid, I am Scrubs.'" -- Zach Braff on his fame

More,

"I thought the dollar menu helped things?"
—Zach Braff on world hunger

Also,

"It's sad; he still owes me $20."
—Zach Braff on Heath Ledger's death


(Please note the section these quotes were posted in before getting upset)

No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.
- Homer Simpson from "The Simpsons"

Seeing as nobody else is posting
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." Hughsy after his house got knocked down

" I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over self."




*Aristotle*

"all virtue is summed up in dealing justly"




*Aristotle*

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.!"
- Hughsey after trying computers for the first time

"Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae."
-Kurt Vonnegut

sambo4747 wrote:

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.!"
- Hughsey after trying computers for the first time

Or... Emo Philips

That's right "Emo" kids, he's a comedian.

"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."
Emo Philips

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." FRANKLIN P JONES

"You know, it occurs to me now, that Russian Roulette is much more fun with more liquor, and less bullets..."

My Uncle. XD

Cogito ergo sum.
Cogito sumere potum alterum.
I think therefor I am.
I think I'll have another drink.

"I think our art teacher is on crack" - my friend after a 1 hour talk on what a "line" is

Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.

-Frankie Boyle

If you dont stand for something you will fall for anything

Malcom X

"...........huh...."

Quote from Mal Reynolds from Firefly

"Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad."
(The original: "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." - Friedrich Nietzsche)

"If you don't have the time to do it right, where do you think
you're going to find the time to do it over?"

Be the change you want to see in the world.
-Gandhi

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond
them into the impossible.
-Arthur C. Clarke

Pain is inevitable but misery is optional.
-Barbara Johnson

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
-Alex Hamilton

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures.
-Irish proverb

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain

No country can be well governed unless its citizens as a body keep
religiously before their minds that they are the guardians of the law,
and that the law officers are only the machinery for its execution,
nothing more.
- Mark Twain

"It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
ingenious."

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

"I'm a leaf on the wind...Watch how i soar!"
-Wash from Firefly

"Your face"
@TheSyndicateProject

"There's sand on my boots"

Kefka

"Do not listen to those Machine Men, with machine minds, and machine hearts, as you are not kettle, you are not cannon fodder, you are men! You do not hate, only the unloved hate..." -Charlie Chaplin

"You who shall go into battle hoping to live, shall surely die, and you who shall go into battle wanting to die, will live." -Voice of the Shogun

(Not sure if that second one's quoted right)

"We who walk the path of sin, and of the fallen, shall rest in Inferno, but those who walk the path of the Son, shall carry everlasting peace in the Heavens above." -Saint Matthew

I don't like being banned!

-benr202

"I'll find your base...I ALWAYS find your base..."

- SgtRainbowDash/KAoTiCxExile - Starmine PVP server

I will Not Quit.
Pie55555
After kaotic Finds my base

my signictur is a quotation.

JimBlob

-JimBlob